EP1 - At the End of the Day, Reality Wins EP2 - I'm a Motherf**king Scorpion, That's Why EP3 - Entropy is Contagious EP4 - We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation EP5 - The Urge to Save Humanity is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule EP6 - Trust Me, I'm Getting Plenty of Erections EP7 - The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass EP8 - He Didn't Mean That, Natalie Portman EP9 - We're Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe EP10 - Praise Money! Hallowed be Thy Name EP11 - Everything's So F**king Obvious, I'm Starting to Wonder Why We're Even Having This Conversation EP12 - You're Safely Sucking at the Triple-Venti Tits of the New Kaan & Associates